Dinosaur Squad

You are a Dinosaur if: 

• You had "nippers" instead of handcuffs
• You rode a trolley car
• You wore dark blue shirts with removable buttons
• Your RMP was green black and white
• Your RMP only had a receiver
• Your partner was a male
• You made arrests before Miranda
• You can drive a stick shift
• You can identify a "flute"
• You were appointed before the job had social security

Applications for membership in the Dinosaur Squad can be obtained by contacting Dan Guiney at tel # 718 836 6519. You may have to know what a flute is--Don't tell him it is something you blow on!

WARNING

Senior Citizens are the nations leading carriers of AIDS!!!!!  Hearing Aids, band aids, roll aids. walking aids, medical aids and most of all, Monetary aid to their children!!!

Richard and Meryl Olpe Kittykop@Optonline.net Retired, NYC Police Department